Profiles, Redux

August 9, 2012 Uncategorized  6 comments

So, one thing I forgot to mention is the situation where the profile picture does not match the profile.

One of my personal favorites is the Domme (who probably pronounces it “dom-may,” which I cannot abide) who in her profile goes on and on about how dominant she is and what a bitch and a badass she is.  And then her picture shows her on her knees, ass in the air, back to the camera.

Ok, so I’m not naïve, she’s making kiss my ass or lick my ass or worship my ass implications there.  But really?

It just looks submissive and like you really like doggie style.

Which is fine, but I’d actually prefer to see your face before I know your favorite sexual position.

Also, I shouldn’t have to say this, but while your motorcycle or muscle car might be your prized possession, the apple of your digital eye, really, I don’t care.

I might possibly care once I meet you, but it also says a lot to me if the only photo you put up is your wheels.

And what it says to me is that I won’t have anything to say to you.

If you are so proud of some part of your body, then make sure it’s worthy of that pride.

I mean, if you plan to put up a picture  of your genitals, male or female, make sure they’re worth our time to view.

I confess, if you talk about your enormous throbbing cock, and the photo is of a limpish and lumpish piece of unimpressive flesh, you might have captured my interest, but not in the way you might have hoped.

If you want to show your genitals, and they are shaved, then make sure, please, that they ARE  indeed shaved.

Five o’clock pubic shadow is NOT a good look for anyone.

6 comments to Profiles, Redux

  • Jz  says:

    May I add a corollary that you probably shouldn’t post a picture of yourself embracing a small animal.
    Especially if you’re male…
    Particularly if it’s a goat.

    • MsConstanceExplains  says:

      I think that is a rule to live by, in fact.

      • sin  says:

        omg yesss!

      • Jz  says:

        Hand on heart, it happened.

  • sin  says:

    Can I just point out that Domme should be pronounced the same way as Dom? Yes, it’s a French kind of word and the French do sometimes pronounce the final “e” in a word with that “ay” sound. But they use accents to tell you when to do that, so they use an e with an accent, like this “é”. If it was meant to be pronounced Dom-may, it would be spelled Dommé. So Dom-may, is just dumb, eh?

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